However.. in my staying in i got to watch my guilty pleasure.. Peep show!! =)
It is based on the two main characters Mark and Jeremy played by Mitchell and Webber the comedy double act. Mark is a hard working guy who is very polite and well mannered, until you hear his thoughts, and he shares a flat with Jeremy, who plays in a rubbish rock band and doesn't believe in working because it interrupts his creative ways. He has no money and is constantly in debt to Mark. The show follows their lives and person thoughts.
It is one of the most hillarious things on the television today..
some of my favourite quotes from this weeks episode..
''Id never thought I'd like working, because like when you work you can't go back to bed till night time..dont get that?''
''Ughhhh turn the television off... everything bad in life starts with 'turn the television off' ''
Some of my favourite quotes from the show so far:
''Jeremy : " Its not the 80's Mark, No-one dying in a puddle in a advert. Drugs are alright now, everyone agrees"
"Life's all pain. Pain, gloom and misery... Hey, 33% extra free. I am doing excellent shopping. My depressed state of mind means being even more frugal than usual."
Mark:
'' I might never get good sex again, unless I'm on a plane with a load of female sex therapists and then it crashes on a desert island, but then there would probably be loads of male sex therapists too and they'd all be shagging each other, and they'd bloody love that wouldn't they, and i'd sitting on my own on a rock ****ing and crying. ''Mark: You've gone and done it now havent you, are you happy now? youve runied my night and im watching you do endless pooing. id like you to have a long think about what youve just done.
Jez: People like lager and nuts.
Super Hans: People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people, Jeremy
Jez: If people only did everything they wanted everyone would just spend all day sitting on the carpet watching the poker channel, wanking and eating those expensive German biscuits. Probably.
Mark: (Maybe that was actually good sex? Loosen up, Corrigan - that's what happens in the bedroom now: no old fashioned fumbling and kissing, a lesbian rapes you whilst you dream about your mother).
Jez: I thought you did do Ancient History.
Mark: I did business studies Jeremy. For three years. And I spoke with you about it daily.
Jez: (I could tell him that's all ancient history now. He probably wouldn't like that joke.)
Jez: Oh well, that's all ancient history now!
[Mark looks unimpressed]
Of Big Suze...) "She's so lovely. I bet she even does nice poos. Little Maltesers that smell of The Body Shop."
"Ah, soup! Lovely hug in a mug. All I need now is a kiss in a tube. A wank in a packet."
"Don't shit on my dreams. I don't want shit on my dreams."
"This is good, this is just like watching a porn film, except I can't see anything, I haven't got a hard on, and I want to cry..."
"Maybe he's on acid, or watched a whole Jeremy Kyle?"
When your dealing with you final year of university... this cheers you up =)
Do you like peep show??
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